Good Bye.

Hello theblank here. No or are we's or anything of that sort in this post, were ending the blog. Were not posting anything new, but were not deleting our blog. Come look at old posts anytime. A jillion thanks to all those who viewed the blog. Or were even..fans? We didn't have many of those, but of what we do have thanks.
Sincerely,
theblank

More on Scott & Bob ep. 2

Hi, theblank's dog here. Sorry I didn't say much in my last post. I was too excited to watch the second episode of Scott & Bob. I didn't specify it was me in the post even. Well our excitment overwhelms us at times. Anyway, it was a great episode. I couldn't tell it was "unedited". Seemed edited to me. Frank says it stopped having a laugh track at a point. Well can't wait 'til episode 3!!

Scott & Bob ep. 2

IT'S HERE........................YAY!

Copy the link and paste in into your adress thingy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdBmzZtAgZM

Well hey, this is the first post of May!

Hi! theblank's dog here. This is the first post of May! My title is very clever. Hey..May? Get it? They rhyme. Hahahahaha!!!
Anyways.... researchers say dark chocolate is good 4or you.

"67th POST!!!!" or "all numbers are special"

Hello theblank's dog here. I would just like celebrate the blog's 67th post. In my opinion, 67 is a very uncelebrated number. Of course, the big party is when we have our 100th post, but i'd just like to give 67 a little recognition and celebrate it. Were only...er.. something days away from 100(I'm no good at math).
Back to my main point. Celebrate all numbers, and remember ALL numbers are special. Be it 4 or 67, they are special. So celebrate every post as if it were your 100th.

The Producer again

Hello, I am Frank, the producer of Scott & Bob. A website for Scott & Bob is underway, I just wanted to let you guys know. I was also told to answer theblank's dog's question that he left on the blog a little while ago: will the unedited episode 2 air on YouTube? It is still unkown. We know were going to let it go unedited(the only thing unedited is the laugh track) but were having problems getting it online. Thanks for waiting, that's as much as we know. My name is Frank.

The blog here

Hello. I am theblank and his dog's blog. I typed this message because I didn't want to see the blog go unposted for nearly a week. So I have posted this. Ok. Um... Right. This is posted and its all good. So...yeah.

Sad news

Hello, thenothingmuch here. In case you don't know me, i'm theblank's freind....or am I? Just kidding. Anyway, I was sent to give this blog oomph, and the real reason for this is because theblank doesn't have anything to say anymore. This blog really only has posts by theblank's dog and me. Of course i'm not saying theblank is resigning, but really, he's only going to say something if he can think of something. Of course, that's the same for everyone else but he can't think of anything. Usually. Well sorry if i dissapoint. theblank's dog already knew.

A question

Well I think everybody's seen heard the good news by going to the link on my previous post. So I have a question for Frank(theproducer of Scott and Bob)-
Will the unedited second episode of Scott and Bob ever air on the Fergit3 channel(a.k.a. the Scott and Bob channel) on youtube? Anymore news on that?
Oh and to thenothingmuch, I love beetle!! He's sooo cute! Now the blog has a pet!! Everyone remember to feed him!! Go a couple posts down to see him.

GOOD NEWS

Hi theblank's dog here. GOOD NEWS in this video. (click the question mark).

Vegetables are good 4or you.

I know that was totally random, but I just wanted to say 4or.

Virtual pet

Hello, thenothingmuch here. Another act of oomph. If this works there should should be some sort of blue hamster named beetle here.

adopt your own virtual pet!

News

Hi theblank's dog here. Since really, there has been only 1 episode of Scott and Bob, and i'm sorry to say Bob quit his job(gasp!), there cannot be anymore. It's sad and I wrote to Frank(the producer of the show) about it, he says there was an unedited(though fully filmed) episode if Scott and Bob, with Bob in it. It is unknown if it can be posted by the Scott and Bob channel on you tube(which is called Fergit3, by the way). If it was, Frank says, it might not be fully edited. It might be though. But then again it not even be posted at all. I will keep everyone updated on this.

VIDEO

Hi, theblank's dog here. Good news and bad news. The video has arrived with a shout out to us. But there is tragic news in the video. Watch it for yourself, just click on the question(able) mark.

The Producers

Hello, I am Frank, a producer of Scott & Bob. My name is Frank. I have been told to post something on this blog. My name is Frank.

More powerfullne$$

Hello, theblank's powerfull dog here. I told the producers that to prove that Scott and Bob are making an appearance on our blog they have to prove that by posting a post on the blog, before they make the link to the "Hello theblank and his dog video" that will be posted on their channel on you tube. The producers, bowing down to my powerfullne$$, said yes. I sent them the password, so i'll be waiting!!!
P.S. Sorry that I used a lot of money signs like this: $ in my other post. And a bit in this one. It's fun!!

I am a powerfull dog

theblank's dog here. The producers of scott & bob called and said that the celebs had to tight a schedual to make a video 4or us, but that we would get free scott & bob dinner plates. So I said "Hey, that$ not ni$e" so he said well if you put it that way I gue$$ thay can find time to make your video. IM $OOOOO POWAFULL!!

Oomph

Hello, thenothingmuch here. I know I am suposed to be posting with some oomph, but it seems theblank's dog has already come up with some oomph, some celebrity oomph. Well still, I have oomph to deliver. Man how many times did I just say oopmh? Let me count.... five if you included the one I just said. Six if you count the title. Well I just delivered some oomph(seven), counting oomph(eight)!

YAY-HOO!!!!!

HI, THEBLANK'S DOG HERE!!!
YAY-HOO!!! GUESS WHAT??!!! SCOTT AND BOB, THE CELEBRITIES ARE GONNA MAKE AN APPERARANCE ON OUR BLOG!!! Oh, sorry for the caps i'm just so excited!! I don't have to many details yet, but I came in contact with them a few days ago when I sent a letter to them and told them how much of a big fan I am of their show, and asked them if they would make an apperance on our blog, and they sent back saying yes!! I don't really know how they are gonna do it, but it will happen and i'll give more details soon!! YAY-HOO!!!

Hello, thenothingmuch here

Hello, I'm thenothingmuch, theblank's best freind. Or am I? No, i'm just kidding, I don't speak like that. You may be panicking that i've hacked on to theblank and his dog's account, but I have not, no worries. I was given the password by theblank to give the blog a little more "oomph". Confused? Me too. I don't really know how to give a blog oomph, but i'll try, but i'm still slightly confused. Ah well, I better start on that oomph. Let's see....er....so....I...um.. maybe my first act of oomph will not be to type what i'm thinking every second. Well I depart now, but i'll be back with more oomph.
Yours truly, thenothingmuch

Sitcom

theblank's dog here. This is my favorite sitcom. It is called scott & bob. Just click on the question mark to be sent to see episode 1.

The-day-before-Easter poem

Hi, theblank's dog here. I believe my poetry skills have really sharpened since my last posted poems, and I would like to share with you my new poem, "The-day-before-Easter poem". I think It's really moving and really shows another side of me you didn't see in my other poems. Without further adue(is that the right spelling?), here is the poem:

The day before Easter
The day before Easter
The day before Easter
The day before Easter
TODAY IS THE DAY BEFORE EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End.

You like?

I have changed my ways!

Hello, theblank here. Guess what? I have changed my ways! I'm through with all this "or do I, or is it, etc." crap! Now I'm just gonna type like a normal person would!
APRIL FOOLS!! Or is it an april fools joke? Perhaps I am very serious about changing my ways. Who knows? Do you? I do. Or do I?
-theblank(or am I theblank? Perhaps my name is Cindy and I live in a beach bungalow in southeast Detroit with my monkey Cutie Pie)

theblank thinks he is sooo clever

Hi, theblank's dog here. Um... you might not have noticed but theblank has posted a blank post. No info whatsoever. He thinks he is sooo clever. He's not though. I am.
Bye 4or now(See? 4or? That's clever)

Mystery update

Hello(or am I in the position to say hello? MAYBE I DIDN'T GET MY MORNING COFFEE AND I'M ANGRY BECAUSE SOMEBODY- heh heh...never mind) theblank here. There has been no new evidence in the mystery case....or has there? Perhaps there has been a startiling turn of events in which we know how this question(able) man knows this person's name I know.... it's an unusual name so it is perhaps not so much of a coincidence..BESIDES, I MEAN, GET SERIOUS HERE NO ONE READS OUR BLOG(OR DO THEY) EXCEPT THE QUESTION MAN AND WE HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE(OR HAVE WE) ABOUT IT EXCEPT THE USUAL CLOSE FREINDS, SO QUESTION MAN, REVEAL YOURSELF!(OR SHOULD YOU?)

Mystery

theblank here, or am I? Just recently a mystery has unfolded.....or has it? The question man has revealed a name in which is a person I know of........ or do I? Please reveal yourself in relation to this person...... or don't. I might not care. You know who I am talking about. Or do you?

INVISIBLE WRITING!

I, theblank's dog, have discovered how to type invisible words!

See for youself:






HOW COOL IS THAT!

I don't know what to put here....or do I?

Hello, theblank here(or am I theblank?). I haven't posted in a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time. Or was it a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time? Maybe it was just a loooooooong time. But I haven't posted in a long time(or have I? Maybe I have another blog where I post) because there has been nothing(or was there something?) to post. Please submit post ideas if you want more posts. Or should you submit....
-theblank(or am I- I'm not even going to bother, you know what i'm gonna write)

Advice from theblank's dog

NEVER eat a worm that can say "gyjkasfgsepfafgkjeemaohedskqxhufcn."

Recovery, a strange happening, some sad news about the laundromat, and some about theblank not posting very often

Hello, theblank's enthralled dog here today! Today I woke up and felt fantastic! I wasn't sick anymore! A full-fledged recovery!
Oh and I in other news, I met a strange worm today in my backyard who told me "gyjkasfgsepfafgkjeemaohedskqxhufcn". Hmm..what could it mean.
In more other news, I closed the laundramat. Yeah, it was sad but what's the point when you only get eight customers a year.
In some more slightly cheerfuller news, but not really considering its not particularly happy news, theblank hasn't been posting that often. I'm unsure why. I guess he has stuff to do. Since I post the most(it rhymes, heehee, post the most get it?) I think the blog's name should be " theblank's dog and theblank's blog".
Bye 4or now

One Sick Doggy

Hi, theblank's sick dog here. It must have something I ate, because usually i'm pretty invincible of becoming sick. I hope theblank does not get sick because of me. Can dogs get sick from humans? I wonder. Have a sick-free day I hope.

theblank's NEW post

This is a new post for me because I haven't posted for a while. Or have I posted? Maybe I have been posting on a different blog entitled " A million and one ways to fix your phone with hairspray". Or Maybe I have been posting on this very blog. Who knows. Do you?
-theblank(or am I theblank)

Yay comments!

Hi, theblank's dog here. This is a little late, but i'd just like to thank question man for leaving a comment on our blog. Somebody does read our blog! I'm so happy. And question man, if you are reading this, tell all your freinds about our blog, ok? Then we can have even more comments!

Halloween

I feel sorry 4or this dog

Breakthrough!!!

Hi, theblank's dog here. There has been a breakthrough in technology!!! I just figured out I can edit posts! Now I could go and revise my old ones now but I rather go eat kibble.

Lotsa Posts!!!!!

Hi, theblank's dog here. Today I've posted a lot. But, what else do I really have to do? I'm a dog. Fetch? Go for a walk? That actually sounds like a good idea considering I have to go see a man about a dog..........

Grammar and spelling apology form theblank's dog

Yeah, I know a ANOTHER apology. I'm just apologizing for the bad grammar and spelling in "Posted Twice". When I said elephanys I meant elePhants. And I meant theblank would apologize for it in a post. This is my LAST apology. Or is it? (Kidding!) Or am I?

1 Month Anniversary and poem

Hello, theblank's dog here. I'd just like to celebrate the 1 month anniversary of our blog. I mean, I don't think it has been exactly one month but sometime this month it will be, so, yay anniversary! In honor of the 1 month anniversary I decided to do something special. And that is write a poem. You may know that I've written one poem that I've posted, 'Kibble'. But that was long ago and think my poem skills have gotten better. So here's my new poem 'Anniversary'(you kind of read it like a song):

Anniversary
Anniversary
Anni Anni versary
Anniversary
YAY 1 MONTH ANNIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know it's it's short but that makes it lika Haiku. What do you think?(I know I'm asking no one 'cause no one reads our blog but it makes feel good to write it like that)

Commentless :(

We haven't got many comments lately. I mean, in total we've really only gotten one. Isn't that pathetic? I think so. Does anyone who is reading this have any ideas? Post them- Oh right. No one reads this because if they did they would post things. Well on the bright side i'm a typing dog! YAY TYPING DOG!

Haha from theblank

Did you you see my dog's (or is it my dog) last post? He wrote "4or" because hr thinks he's clever. Or is be clever? Haha(sarcasticaly). Or is it sarcastic?
-theblank(or is it theblank?)

Apology

I, theblank's dog, would like to apoligize for always apoligizing for everything. (Also 4or spelling things wrong)

Posted twice

Hi, theblank's dog here. It seems theblank has posted something twice accidentaly. He didn't mean to, but if he did the post would have tons of or do I's and probably end with him possibly riding two elephanys in Peru. So I thought I'd spare you guys and apoligize for it myself.

theblank DOES eat kibble. No or do I's. I DO.

My kibble was taken away.....or was it? Maybe it was taken away by thecow...or was it? Maybe I don't even eat kibble. No, I do. That's the only thing i'll ever confirm about myself. I do eat kibble.

theblank DOES eat kibble. No or do I's. I DO.

My kibble was taken away.....or was it? Maybe it was taken away by thecow...or was it? Maybe I don't even eat kibble. No, I do. That's the only thing i'll ever confirm about myself. I do eat kibble.

theblank's dog in response to thecow's apoligy and a little advice

To thecow-
I was not going to make my password kibbleluvr6. Was not. Okay maybe I was. Anyway, I'll make sure that the password isn't guessable. Thanks for not taking over our blog. I'm sure theblank is sorry too. Or is he? No, he is. But he wouldn't say it. Well, he would, but it would be followed by a 'or am I'. Oh and a little advice for those of you who are reading this besides thecow, don't make your password guessable. A cow might take over your blog.

thecow in apology

theblank's dog-
I am sorry. I guess I won't take over your blog anymore or post for that matter. I didn't mean to wreck your blogging experience. But I must say, hacking onto your blog was a peice of cake! Mmmm.. cake. Well any way, I mean 'thisistheblankspasswordorisit' ??? That was sooo easy to figure out! You need to change it. And not to kibbleluvr6. I know that's what you were gonna do. Yes you were. Admit it.
- MOOOOving out of your blog,thecow (that's funny right? Get it? MOOOving? Cause i'm a cow? )
And oh yeah, i'll do the third revenge option. Sounds pretty bad.

Revenge options from theblank's dog

thecow-
This is theblank's dog. I am sorry that theblank made you mad. But please don't take it out on our blog. I wouldn't mind if it was just theblank's blog. But it's wrecking my blogging experience too. So I have come up with a small list of revenge options for you to take out on theblank:
1. Phone stalking him. His number is 1-800-THIS IS THE BLANKS PHONE NUMBER OR IS IT
2. Threatining emails. His email is thisistheblanksemailorisit@blankmail.com
WORST POSSIBLE REVENGE OPTION:
3. Taking away his kibble. That would be terrible. Just thinking of life without kibble makes me shudder. Although I don't know if humans eat kibble. Hmmmm.....

thecow has taken over theblank and his dog's blog!!!!!!!!

HAHAHA!!!!!! I have hacked on to theblank's blog!!!!!!!!!
Ever since theblank didn't give me good advice on what I should do, I have had a grudge against him!! I thought of the worst thing I could do- HACKING ON TO HIS BLOG!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!
P.S. theblank's dog- I accept your apology. But I still need to get revenge on theblank. Sorry if it affects you.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Spelling mistake

Hi, theblank's dog here. theblank just told me laundramat is spelled laundromat or is it? Well if it is, remember YAY TYPING DOG!

Slow business at the laundramat

You may have noticed that a while ago, in my first post (I remember it like it was yesterday) that I said I owned a laundramat. Even though it's a big part of my life I haven't posted anything about it. See, most dogs don't have any clothes, I mean they have collars, but who washes collars? So business is often slow. There's nothing to wash. I get about eight customers a year, right after halloween, to wash their halloween costumes. So there's nothing to post. I've thought about closing it down. Yes a sad thought, but it may be neccesary when you only get eight customers a year. :(

Spelling mistakes of theblank's dog

Hello, the blank's dog here. I apoligize (but I'm still not sure if that's spelled right) for some spelling mistakes I have made. I am not as a good speller as theblank...or am I? (kidding!) See dogs aren't very good spellers. Well they aren't really good at typing either, but I am! So please don't shun me for spelling mistakes, celabrate me for being able to type! YAY TYPING DOG!

theblank's bad vacation- or was it bad? Maybe it was fine. Perhaps I didn't even go on vacation at all.

The title pretty much sums up what I was going to say. Or does it?

theblank's drawing of himself

This is a drawing I made (or did I make it) of myself. Or is it me?

advice from theblank's dog

Don't spend all day on the computer.

advice from theblank's dog

Don't stare at the sun for more than 30 minutes.

advice from theblank's dog

Don't eat a non-ripe coconut.

Note about theblank's dogs advice

All advice comes from real life expiriences of theblank's dog.

advice from theblank's dog

Don't dive into a frozen lake.

advice from theblank's dog

Always stay focused (otherwise you will never understand theblank, which will cause you to throw a tantrum, which will get you grounded, which will get you in a war with your parents, which will eventually lead to death).

theblank's dog in apoligy to thecow

Dear thecow,
I hope I spelled apoligy right. Anyway, I apoligize for theblanks resopnce to your question. What his heart ment was that you should where moon shoes.

theblank responce to thecow

Thank you for your question. Or am I thankful? Mabey you know. Mabey someone else knows. Mabey they don't. I might not be thankful for your question. I might think it's a stupid question that you can answer yourself. Or do I not really think that? If you guess you will be right. Or will you? You might be wrong. Who knows? I might.
So, I hope that answers your question. Or do I?

Advice from theblank

I have decided (or have I? Maybe I'm still unsure) that I will be giving people advice who post questions that are in need of advising. Or will I? All you have to do is post a comment and ask for advice in your comment. Or is that all you have to do? Perhaps there are more steps to it. Perhaps I haven't told you all the stuff you need to do. Perhaps another step is that you need to climb to the top of Mt. Everest and have a steak dinner. Or should you have a steak dinner? Maybe you should have a dinner of pasta and tomato sauce.

Revised poem

I thought about what theblank said about my poem. That it could be more creative. So I decided to revise it.

So here's the new revised version if my poem:

Kibble
Kibble
Kibble Kibble Kibble
Kibble Kibble
Kibble Kibble
Kibble Kibble Kibble
Kibble
Kibble
I really like Kibble.

I know it had some flaws before but now I think it's ok.

the poem

This is theblank's dog. We ran out of kibble. You never realize what you've got until it's gone. So I have decided to compose a poem to my kibble.

This is how it goes:

Kibble
Kibble
Kibble Kibble Kibble
Kibble Kibble
Kibble Kibble
Kibble Kibble Kibble
Kibble
Kibble
Kibble Kibble Kibble
Kibble Kibble Kibble Kibble Kibble Kibble Kibble

theblank says it could be more creative or can it?

advice from theblanks dog

Don't drink ice tea after using mint toothpaste

Advice from theblanks dog

Don't put a fork in an outlet.

Writing in response to that person who can't put up with this or do I crap

Dear person who can't put up with this or do i crap,
I understand your point...Or do I? Who knows... I or my dog (whoever is writing this..you will never know. Or will you?), does not mean to annoy you (or are you you? Who knows) I or my dog simply means to revolve around one question: Who knows?
And if you don't like our blog, don't read it.... I'm trying to be mysterious and whatnot but there's not much more to it.

Greetings, I am theblanks dog- yes I am. Don't worry.

ABOUT ME: I don't bark........ I don't fetch.......... but I do love my kibble. Please don't be confused by theblank. He likes to mess around with people's minds. It gets annoying.... Ok more about me, I own a laundramat for dogs. We have poor buisness, seeing as dogs are not really good with laundry. And they don't have much to wash. But still, I do love my job. Or do I? Yes I do. Just playin witcha. So anyway, one day I recived a letter which said:

Dear theblank and his dog,
What the hell is with this or do I crap?!
From one of those annoyed people who can't put up with this mysterious crap

I don't blame him/her. He can get pretty annoying.... Except when he gives me my kibble. When he does that I like him.

hi, theblank here

Hello theblank here. Sometimes I will post posts and sometimes my dog will. You never know. Or maybe sometimes you do. Who knows. Somebody might. I'm on a quest to find that person. Or am I ? I don't know. Or maybe I do. Do you ? I hope not. Or do I ? You will never find out. Or will you........