Advice from theblank

I have decided (or have I? Maybe I'm still unsure) that I will be giving people advice who post questions that are in need of advising. Or will I? All you have to do is post a comment and ask for advice in your comment. Or is that all you have to do? Perhaps there are more steps to it. Perhaps I haven't told you all the stuff you need to do. Perhaps another step is that you need to climb to the top of Mt. Everest and have a steak dinner. Or should you have a steak dinner? Maybe you should have a dinner of pasta and tomato sauce.