thecow in apology

theblank's dog-
I am sorry. I guess I won't take over your blog anymore or post for that matter. I didn't mean to wreck your blogging experience. But I must say, hacking onto your blog was a peice of cake! Mmmm.. cake. Well any way, I mean 'thisistheblankspasswordorisit' ??? That was sooo easy to figure out! You need to change it. And not to kibbleluvr6. I know that's what you were gonna do. Yes you were. Admit it.
- MOOOOving out of your blog,thecow (that's funny right? Get it? MOOOving? Cause i'm a cow? )
And oh yeah, i'll do the third revenge option. Sounds pretty bad.

Revenge options from theblank's dog

thecow-
This is theblank's dog. I am sorry that theblank made you mad. But please don't take it out on our blog. I wouldn't mind if it was just theblank's blog. But it's wrecking my blogging experience too. So I have come up with a small list of revenge options for you to take out on theblank:
1. Phone stalking him. His number is 1-800-THIS IS THE BLANKS PHONE NUMBER OR IS IT
2. Threatining emails. His email is thisistheblanksemailorisit@blankmail.com
WORST POSSIBLE REVENGE OPTION:
3. Taking away his kibble. That would be terrible. Just thinking of life without kibble makes me shudder. Although I don't know if humans eat kibble. Hmmmm.....

thecow has taken over theblank and his dog's blog!!!!!!!!

HAHAHA!!!!!! I have hacked on to theblank's blog!!!!!!!!!
Ever since theblank didn't give me good advice on what I should do, I have had a grudge against him!! I thought of the worst thing I could do- HACKING ON TO HIS BLOG!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!
P.S. theblank's dog- I accept your apology. But I still need to get revenge on theblank. Sorry if it affects you.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Spelling mistake

Hi, theblank's dog here. theblank just told me laundramat is spelled laundromat or is it? Well if it is, remember YAY TYPING DOG!

Slow business at the laundramat

You may have noticed that a while ago, in my first post (I remember it like it was yesterday) that I said I owned a laundramat. Even though it's a big part of my life I haven't posted anything about it. See, most dogs don't have any clothes, I mean they have collars, but who washes collars? So business is often slow. There's nothing to wash. I get about eight customers a year, right after halloween, to wash their halloween costumes. So there's nothing to post. I've thought about closing it down. Yes a sad thought, but it may be neccesary when you only get eight customers a year. :(

Spelling mistakes of theblank's dog

Hello, the blank's dog here. I apoligize (but I'm still not sure if that's spelled right) for some spelling mistakes I have made. I am not as a good speller as theblank...or am I? (kidding!) See dogs aren't very good spellers. Well they aren't really good at typing either, but I am! So please don't shun me for spelling mistakes, celabrate me for being able to type! YAY TYPING DOG!

theblank's bad vacation- or was it bad? Maybe it was fine. Perhaps I didn't even go on vacation at all.

The title pretty much sums up what I was going to say. Or does it?

theblank's drawing of himself

This is a drawing I made (or did I make it) of myself. Or is it me?

advice from theblank's dog

Don't spend all day on the computer.

advice from theblank's dog

Don't stare at the sun for more than 30 minutes.

advice from theblank's dog

Don't eat a non-ripe coconut.

Note about theblank's dogs advice

All advice comes from real life expiriences of theblank's dog.

advice from theblank's dog

Don't dive into a frozen lake.

advice from theblank's dog

Always stay focused (otherwise you will never understand theblank, which will cause you to throw a tantrum, which will get you grounded, which will get you in a war with your parents, which will eventually lead to death).

theblank's dog in apoligy to thecow

Dear thecow,
I hope I spelled apoligy right. Anyway, I apoligize for theblanks resopnce to your question. What his heart ment was that you should where moon shoes.

theblank responce to thecow

Thank you for your question. Or am I thankful? Mabey you know. Mabey someone else knows. Mabey they don't. I might not be thankful for your question. I might think it's a stupid question that you can answer yourself. Or do I not really think that? If you guess you will be right. Or will you? You might be wrong. Who knows? I might.
So, I hope that answers your question. Or do I?

Advice from theblank

I have decided (or have I? Maybe I'm still unsure) that I will be giving people advice who post questions that are in need of advising. Or will I? All you have to do is post a comment and ask for advice in your comment. Or is that all you have to do? Perhaps there are more steps to it. Perhaps I haven't told you all the stuff you need to do. Perhaps another step is that you need to climb to the top of Mt. Everest and have a steak dinner. Or should you have a steak dinner? Maybe you should have a dinner of pasta and tomato sauce.

Revised poem

I thought about what theblank said about my poem. That it could be more creative. So I decided to revise it.

So here's the new revised version if my poem:

Kibble
Kibble
Kibble Kibble Kibble
Kibble Kibble
Kibble Kibble
Kibble Kibble Kibble
Kibble
Kibble
I really like Kibble.

I know it had some flaws before but now I think it's ok.

the poem

This is theblank's dog. We ran out of kibble. You never realize what you've got until it's gone. So I have decided to compose a poem to my kibble.

This is how it goes:

Kibble
Kibble
Kibble Kibble Kibble
Kibble Kibble
Kibble Kibble
Kibble Kibble Kibble
Kibble
Kibble
Kibble Kibble Kibble
Kibble Kibble Kibble Kibble Kibble Kibble Kibble

theblank says it could be more creative or can it?

advice from theblanks dog

Don't drink ice tea after using mint toothpaste

Advice from theblanks dog

Don't put a fork in an outlet.

Writing in response to that person who can't put up with this or do I crap

Dear person who can't put up with this or do i crap,
I understand your point...Or do I? Who knows... I or my dog (whoever is writing this..you will never know. Or will you?), does not mean to annoy you (or are you you? Who knows) I or my dog simply means to revolve around one question: Who knows?
And if you don't like our blog, don't read it.... I'm trying to be mysterious and whatnot but there's not much more to it.

Greetings, I am theblanks dog- yes I am. Don't worry.

ABOUT ME: I don't bark........ I don't fetch.......... but I do love my kibble. Please don't be confused by theblank. He likes to mess around with people's minds. It gets annoying.... Ok more about me, I own a laundramat for dogs. We have poor buisness, seeing as dogs are not really good with laundry. And they don't have much to wash. But still, I do love my job. Or do I? Yes I do. Just playin witcha. So anyway, one day I recived a letter which said:

Dear theblank and his dog,
What the hell is with this or do I crap?!
From one of those annoyed people who can't put up with this mysterious crap

I don't blame him/her. He can get pretty annoying.... Except when he gives me my kibble. When he does that I like him.

hi, theblank here

Hello theblank here. Sometimes I will post posts and sometimes my dog will. You never know. Or maybe sometimes you do. Who knows. Somebody might. I'm on a quest to find that person. Or am I ? I don't know. Or maybe I do. Do you ? I hope not. Or do I ? You will never find out. Or will you........