Writing in response to that person who can't put up with this or do I crap

Dear person who can't put up with this or do i crap,
I understand your point...Or do I? Who knows... I or my dog (whoever is writing this..you will never know. Or will you?), does not mean to annoy you (or are you you? Who knows) I or my dog simply means to revolve around one question: Who knows?
And if you don't like our blog, don't read it.... I'm trying to be mysterious and whatnot but there's not much more to it.